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Taste all dishes in tcc
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How to be a better person
Sunday, November 20, 2005
7:23 PM
These days busy wif ocom presentation. Stupid loz, cant go anywhere, nt even todae's chalet. if nt 4 proj, i 'll b enjoying now! Sianz. Somemore daddy called me n told me tat 5566 at Bukit Panjang plaza. It's so damn near loz. Shit lar. Sch sucks. Btw, Hana Yori Dango is simply great! in case u dunno wad it means, it is liu xing hua yuan ,jap version de. Rui n Daomingsi Rox! Cool. Below's r juz 4 laughter. it's taken frm ocom de notes. Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine. Wish myself gdluck 4 tm's presentation. Happy B'dae to Tengteng!:p
FUNNIES FROM AROUND THE WORLD Cocktail lounge: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR At a zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY Hotel: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE Dry cleaner's: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS Sign in men's rest room: TO STOP LEAK TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION On a highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE On a poster: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP In a restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES Sign in a public bath: FOREIGN GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO PULL COCK IN TUB In a bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS In a temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN Hotel room notice: PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM Hotel brochure: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE Hotel elevator: PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK Hotel: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID Hotel: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID Supermarket: FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE In a newspaper: A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS Hotel: IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER Hotel: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE An advertisement by a dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS A laundry: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME Tourist agency: TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES Advertisement for donkey rides: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? In the window on a furrier: FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN
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